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If Mario was first designed in 2010, he’d probably have to adopt some of our modern trends:
Thirty minutes later…
Maybe this warp pipe is safe:
Damnit.
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[...] Zack Willer, traduzido por [...]
This is SO true. On the one hand it’s funny but after a deeper thought it seems more and more bitter.
Sadly true. This make me bitterly smile
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Is the fire flower DLC?
[...] Video Games: Step-by-Step If Mario Was Designed in 2010http://www.hiwiller.com/2010/04/29/if-mario-was-designed-in-2010/ [...]
[...] Super Mario Bros., l’original, avec un game design de 2010 [...]
[...] If Mario were designed i 2010 [...]
[...] hiwiller.com [...]
Those ideas are cool, but I can’t help myself to laugh at it while scrolling down on the images. You forgot to create something like a Super Mario MMORPG, hehe. Anyways, I’m so glad that it was out during the 80′s.
i like super mario….. <3 <3 <3
[...] : Zack Hiwiller Parodie, Super [...]
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I LOLed =)
Hah, although you’re exaggerating a little, that’s so very true.
Can’t wait till they release the Bowser’s Castle DLC haha
The message wasn’t lost on me though! I too long for the old days when games were simpler and didn’t require you to be “always connected”. Or assume you have NO intuition…
[...] If Mario Was Designed in 2010 (Imagem) [...]
Wii or NES? I don’t know what this 2010 super Mario Brothers is on. Probably it might be Wii! Or a brand-new NES.
World 1-1 and 1-2 in the Warp Zone.
@Beermit what does DLC mean? :~)
600 Nintendo Fun Points! I wish I played that and got lots and lots of Achievments.
step 33.
2010XD
I played this before on Newgrounds.
funny game )))
[...]
游戏秉承着循序渐进的原则，开始时只能卖东西，之后随着等级的提高，买入，预定等功能也会一一由精灵进行介绍，所以虽然总的游戏介绍并不少，但是因为打散开来的原因，并不会让人觉得冗长。所以这种悲剧也不会发生了。另外游戏中还会发生随机的事件，事件会导致物品价格的涨跌，善用此事可以大量获取利润。
[...]
Is this really what games have come to? It’s sad really….
You didn’t need instructions for Mario on the good ol NES, you just
played. It was so simple, but so much fun for hours. And now
everything is facebook, and it pisses me off!
[...] Si Mario se hubiera creado en 2010
http://www.hiwiller.com/2010/04/29/if-mario-was-designed-in-2010/
por IXN hace 6 segundos [...]
I just posted this on Facebook.
[...] Link: If Mario Was Designed In 2010 [...]
[...] Hiwiller’s spoof “If Mario Was Designed in 2010” sums it up well, playing off the idea that a simple goal like finishing off Bowser and [...]
I can see a few flaws there. When mario reached the warp pipe, this one should have had a glow and Lakitu should have something like “Hmmm, this pipe looks different than the others, you ought to check down whats inside!”
Needs more collectables too.
It’s 2011 and I don’t care anymore! And I’ve never posted a comment in a while… I would rather play the plain, old-school, 1985, NES, version on rom station. This is how you download rom station: type in: http://www.romstation.net.fr (fr is for france, but i’m in north america) then, scroll down, then click Install. After that, you’ll be all done, and you could play!
And you posted it it in 2010, so Mario should have been designed last year… And leave a comment to me (MarioLover211) if you installed that thing i told you to install! (Even you, Zack Hiwiller!:-))
Any person could install what i told them to! Just click the link on my 1st comment i posted this year!:)
If you click on the link, and it doesn’t work, search for it on Google instead. You could also tell me (MarioLover211) what games you played and what console they were for! Just add a comment!
This looks updated
1. PEOPLE LIKE FEDGE AND BEERMIT ARE NEVER LEAVING COMMENTS ANYMORE! >:(
2. Joey and MarioLover211 are NOT different, Joey is just a mistake, It’s my REAL name.
3. If you want to download Console Classix for the Same Thing, click here.:D http://www.consoleclassix.com/download.html
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did anyone download that thing???
i’m bored, i’m going to muchgames
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You’re comparing a cartridge game on a home console dedicated to playing games vs. a free cross-browser social networking app.
One thing missing:
Attempting to restore network connection. The game will resume once the connection has been re-established. Please wait.
That I am.
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It’s missing the advertisements block most of the screen.