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If Mario Was Designed in 2010

Posted April 29th, 2010. Filed under ,

If Mario was first designed in 2010, he’d probably have to adopt some of our modern trends:

Thirty minutes later…

Maybe this warp pipe is safe:

Damnit.

229 Responses so far

  1. Ethe says:

    mario upgrades with coins.

  2. sp3ctrenyc says:

    Except Mario would be replaced by the situation and goombas would be snookies.

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  4. Justin Kelly says:

    Absolute truth about new age western style games. We are living in a childs world of handicaps and training wheels. We are so afraid to let the player fail, that we turn the game into a +press a to continue+ fest.

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  9. LostRonin says:

    yeah…The wave of social gaming and how I dont want to ride it, but would be futile to fight it. When in Rome I guess.

  10. Anon says:

    yeah really funny and all… but not true at all.

    sorry but THIS is what Super Mario would look like if it was made today: http://i.imgur.com/aibTe.png

  11. sey says:

    Actually, we were each others tutorials.. playing these was always a group activity..

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  13. 8-bit says:

    @Zack

    I may have overexaggerated… and overgeneralized. But for me this “different” is bad. I really do miss the simplicity of the old games… very few games like that are made nowadays.

    Anyway, great post.

  14. ml says:

    Gnah, no twitter oAuth :)

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  19. Daigo says:

    8-bit: lol no. They’re packing a damn tutorial DVD with Super Mario Galaxy 2.

  20. I would definitely play this!

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  22. valanto says:

    I’m glad it wasn’t designed in 2010!

  23. Likewise says:

    Where is the like button to like this article ?

  24. 1984 says:

    Gaming used to be more hardcore back in those days. Too much lowest denominator these days…
    Stephen Hawkins please invent that time machine :)

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  31. That is so true. Though, to some degree tutorials and instructions is something that’s better nowadays. I mean, try to pick up Metroid for the NES. Well, I guess back then games were optimized to take less space on the cartridge with all the instructions, back stories and whatnot on a printed manual.

    In a good game you can disable all that shit.

  32. Hahaha How incredibly true this is.

  33. 8-bit says:

    @ Daigo

    Oh, I forgot about that. Well, at least with the DVD the tutorial is -outside- the game. :P

    I mostly meant Nintendo is free from sticking pointless achievements and facebook statuses in their games. With tutorials, they’re almost as guilty as everyone else.

  34. Paul says:

    Well done, and also extremely scary! Thank goodness they can never take away the classics.

  35. Hilarious man, you totally nailed the facebook reference with the finding a mushroom. I lol’d.

    I’d love to see a version 2.0 of this where you satirize YouTube replay videos, 4Square location updates, Twitter micro-updates (“I collected a coin” “I shot a fireball” – “subscribe to my RSS feed”), and Steam (“5 of your friends are also currently playing level 5-1″) also. Good stuff!

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