“See them there on the bottom? Tell me what they “mean.

1. As you approach light speed, your cubes will stretch out and turn into discs. This is called the Bag Hypothesis.

2. Divide the number of cubes you have by the number of discs. Look inside the middle house for further instructions.

3. Using the results from step 3, divide the middle house into two houses, then throw away your cubes and discs.

4. If you have any cubes left, make an open-faced sandwich. The recipie is on page 25 of the instruction manual.

5. If you made it here, great. I’m so proud of you. Make sure the cubes and discs are still in their houses. You get +1 points.

As an aside, I am down for learning Agricola, finally.