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Key:

Early January – Unhappy at my job.
January – Surprise! You’re fired.
February – I’m on the national news. Close up, much? (Glass half full)
April – Frustrated.
May-September – Bored.
September – Studious. But still very frustrated.
October – Wishing I had something constructive to do.
November – I have a secret.
December – New job! I am loved!
Now – Panic attack. Nervous anticipation.