I Want One

What does the Launch Box do? When its keys and levers are turned and pulled in sequence, it emits clouds of dry ice, fires off klaxon noises, and finally, when you press the red button, releases games. And, because it’s kept in Gabe Newell’s tool shed and nobody ever bothers to check it for bee hives, bees. (If there’s one thing that makes those things angrier than klaxon noises, it’s dry ice!)

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