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Madden 09 says that the Jets will go 11-4-1 and lose to the Browns in the playoffs with Favre at the helm. Besides predicting a tie game and the Browns in the playoffs, Madden 09 predicts that Ralph Nader will be the next President choosing Harry Connick Jr. as his Secretary of Tunes and that Postal will win Uwe Boll his first Oscar. Further simming shows Jesus returning to Earth in 2017 to start a social networking startup, ham sandwiches becoming the new American currency in 2019 and contact with extraterrestrials will happen in 2027 when a race of highly advanced beings from Alpha Centuri catch the corpse of Carl Sagan in a 419 scam.

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  1. Best post ever. I dare anyone to challenge that.

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