Let’s Be Serious For A Moment

I swear to God if I read another review that says a game has Dreamcast/PS2-quality graphics on a clearly next-gen level game, I am going to cut someone. Do you even remember the Dreamcast or the PS2? Were you around for it? Or do you just cite it to look chez cultural? Do you remember how everything was jagged or blurry or somehow inexplicably both? Say you weren’t impressed by the graphics if you must, but you throw all your credibility out the window just because you can’t be troubled with coming up with a cogent bit of hyperbole.

If you say this:

Looks like this:

Then I assume you look like this:

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