Wait. What? Kotaku makes another asinine trolling post and the commenters reply with (mostly) reasoned discretion? I’m scared. Hold me.

The roommate picked up Guitar Hero III and his seventh… seventh… guitar last night. We had some good times rocking out on co-op. We got up to Metallica’s “One” before repeatedly failing. That song makes you really feel like a rock star. It should hold us over until Rock Band hits at the end of the month. If you haven’t played the “Cult of Personality” bass line on Hard yet, you are missing out on the best bass line in the series. Do it.