I window shop home listings on various sites when I’m bored. I found this one on Craigslist, emphasis mine:
This home has everything new from wood floors to a new roof. A large kitchen with new cabinets and countertops and a new sink, stove and over range microwave. The full and half bathrom are completely new. Brand new A/C and Heat with all new duct work and R30 insulation in the attic. This home is on a qiuet street with a lake view. Low taxes make this home affordable. It is the perfect family home setting on a street with two dead ends.
Two dead ends? How do you get there? At least you’ll have privacy.