It helps when you have a blog if you actually post. But… Bioshock, you know?

First, holy shit. Highlights of the linked: Uwe Boll has cojones the size of Cooper Minis. Uwe Boll thinks that September 11 and shooting children are funny. Uwe Boll thinks that people want to see Dave Foley’s penis. Dave Foley has less integrity than Rob Schneider. And that’s just a sample of the goodies within.

My brain is eating itself.

Second, I plan on training for thirty seconds to be on the new American Gladiator show. Then, I’ll get distracted and go eat some brownies.